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[overboarded]

[This is only text because this is so fucking embarrassing, don't look at him.]

have a super weird uncomfortable request
just roll with me here okay

[drsolipsism]

Well, that doesn't inspire confidence. What is it?

[overboarded]

okay so I've been thinking about our problem
my problem

not being around you is not going to make it better in the long run
or your scent the smell jesus this is so weird

let me borrow something you've worn like a shirt

[drsolipsism]

[ That is a little weird. But, Harrow is in no place to judge. At all. ]

Simon, if you're interested in giving the button down denim look a try, all you had to do was say so.

[overboarded]

[Why's that, Harrow? Something you want to tell the class?]

harrow I swear to god
I'm being serious

look I thought I just needed some time but it's not you that scares me
it's the smell of you every time it's like my whole body and mind go into this weird panic mode
but maybe if I can just get used to that scent it won't be like that

so I know it's fucking weird but just
I need something you've worn and not cleaned that I can
smell

[This is the gayest shit he's ever said in his life and it's not even like that!]

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[overboarded]

ears harrow
EARS

[Is all Harrow gets before a picture comes next. A picture of Simon with an exaggerated look of displeasure on his face. Oh right. Ears. Where his normal people ears should be are awkwardly long deer ears. Flattened to the side to go along with his unhappy demeanor.]

[drsolipsism]

[ The text is weird enough without context, but with it...still manages to take him by surprise. He's never going to get used to this, is he? ]

Those
Those are deer ears

[ Yes he knows Harrow. ]

[overboarded]

[It's not like he hasn't seen the ears before, though at that time Harrow had been focused on well. Trying to eat him. Literally.]

I take it back
your eyes are working greaat

am I the only one turning into a freak of nature???
are you still normal besides the whole maybe wanting to take a bite out of me and smelling my scent?

[drsolipsism]

[ Gotta be honest, Simon...he kind of went full tunnel vision there trying to take a chunk out of you. ]

Far from it. It's a bit of a hairy situation over here.

[ In that he's growing it fucking everywhere. Among other things. Ugh, this is ridiculous. ]

Deer ears and wings...you know, you grow antlers next and I'd say you're turning into a peryton.

[ Actually, that would be terrible if true. Hrm. ]

[overboarded]

what are you turning into a werewolf? like old school teen wolf?

[Better get stocked up on razors and shaving cream.]

a what?
and probably will since it's starting to seem like everything is coming back from that night
already put fur on my chest

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[overboarded]

[RING RING BITCH.]

[drsolipsism]

[ He finds himself not wanting to pick up immediately, but then chides himself for being stupid. ]

You're as needy as a newborn puppy.

[ He KIDS. Also funny because, haha, wolf man...]

[overboarded]

[Please if anyone is winning in the stupid Olympics right now, it's Simon.]

I'm needy? Have you met you?

[It is a little funny cause Harrow is the one who's the puppy out of them.]

[drsolipsism]

The fact that it's coming from me should say something.

[ Can you hear his stupid cheeky little smile, Simon? ]

[overboarded]

[SIGHS. He's so annoying, why is he doing this again. Why does he like him? Historians will ponder this very question for years to come.]

Already second guessing this call— look, have you had any luck with finding a place? Asking cause I've got a couple places I'm going to go look at in a few days and... they're two bedroom, it's all I could find and...

[Come on Simon, don't chicken out. This isn't like you.]

If you're okay with a roommate I think you should come with is all.

text | Pretend this was on the day Scott arrived okay

[overboarded]

You won't believe who I met at the hotel.

[A picture follows soon after: Simon smiling, ears perked and another face next to his... that looks just like him. Two...? TWO SIMONS? Simon two has blue eyes though and a questionable tattoo on his neck.]

[drsolipsism]

What am I looking at

[ You are looking at two Simons you silly bitch. ]

[overboarded]

Your really handsome roomie and a new pal of mine.

His name is Scott.

[drsolipsism]

How did you do that? Is this a photoshop trick?

[ There is no way he's looking at TWO Simons. ]

[overboarded]

lol no he's real

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[overboarded]

miss you c:

[drsolipsism]

[ Luckily Harrow was just writing up some autopsy reports as opposed to actually doing one, so he replies fairly quickly. ]

;)

[ Look at him, using emojis. ]

Cutting open corpses just isn't the same without you.

[overboarded]

[Look at this old man, he's proud of you.]

you're so romantic

Good thing we're both on tomorrow
Just how I like it

[drsolipsism]

Aren't we always on?

[overboarded]

I suppoooooose